Merkin Boy

Kyle Weaver -- his hair looks like a damn merkin!!

"Hey merkin boy, why does your hair look like a freakin pubic wig?!?"

by Tablemate January 16, 2003

merfin

someone who is tweaking on meth, or seems to be tweaking on meth, or just looks any sorts of sketchy

There is this guy sitting behind a bush at that park watching people; that dude's merfin.

Kellin Quinn advocates merfin awareness because no one likes a merf.

by WoahMyNo September 7, 2012

merking

To, intentionally or unintentionally, appear in the background of someones photo. Someone who does this often may be referred to as a 'merker'

Look at you merking in the background of her photo!

by happysmileygirl August 2, 2005

merkin

An American.

I'm afraid of merkins.

by U-Tard December 30, 2008

merfin

someone who is tweaking on meth, or seems to be tweaking on meth, or just looks any sorts of sketchy

#thatdudesmerfin

by jackbaraqueer September 7, 2012

Merkin

A mermaid's family or kin

Ariel - 'Prince Eric, now that we are married you must meet King Triton and learn to pay special attention to my merkin'

by Leonard Interocitor March 22, 2011

Merkin

an individual who merks around.

John is such a Merkin, he's always fooling around.

by cheekypete August 30, 2011