the wine delivery guy’s been stuck in the same spot for 10 minutes. I hate to say it, but I think we all got mugged for merlot tonight
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Get the Mugged for merlot mug.vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.
I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.
I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.
I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.
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Get the Hug-mugged mug.A social attack meant to: oppress, despirit, embarrass, confuse, and destroy the target person's confidence; it's a mind-fuck. This attack is done usually by a teenage girl, or girl in her early 20's. This is a subclass of gaslighting and troll attacks.
The attack can be complex; it involves the girl talking to her target (the mark) using any mixture of bullshit, like:
1. Portraying/acting out a sarcastic character with an altered voice
2. While obnoxiously taking a contrarian position to something obviously opposite in the discussion. Basically, two-face shit
3. And using a series of gas-lighting techniques-- or blatant lying-- to weaken confidence (e.g. "Stopp. Read the room. No one thinks your funny"--when really the exact opposite is true)
4. Fake-complimenting the target (i.e. only to tell them they look like absolute shit, say, ten seconds later)
5. Feigning interest in the target's life only to lead them down a road of sudden and precise personal insults (i.e. ..so much for sharing your traumatic life events with someone)
Once the target buys into the attacker's positive advances (i.e. the trigger point)-- the attacker will switch their personality (and position). Then, attack the target by saying the opposite of all the positive shit they said before-- this can include lying, gaslighting; the goal is to do all the emotional damage. This process can vary, be complex, drawn-out (or short), and repeated over and over again to the attacker's fucked up satisfaction.
The attack can be complex; it involves the girl talking to her target (the mark) using any mixture of bullshit, like:
1. Portraying/acting out a sarcastic character with an altered voice
2. While obnoxiously taking a contrarian position to something obviously opposite in the discussion. Basically, two-face shit
3. And using a series of gas-lighting techniques-- or blatant lying-- to weaken confidence (e.g. "Stopp. Read the room. No one thinks your funny"--when really the exact opposite is true)
4. Fake-complimenting the target (i.e. only to tell them they look like absolute shit, say, ten seconds later)
5. Feigning interest in the target's life only to lead them down a road of sudden and precise personal insults (i.e. ..so much for sharing your traumatic life events with someone)
Once the target buys into the attacker's positive advances (i.e. the trigger point)-- the attacker will switch their personality (and position). Then, attack the target by saying the opposite of all the positive shit they said before-- this can include lying, gaslighting; the goal is to do all the emotional damage. This process can vary, be complex, drawn-out (or short), and repeated over and over again to the attacker's fucked up satisfaction.
Attacker Girl: "ohhh I REALLY like your hairrrr....... it's like my friends hair; except theirs is soft, silky, isn't greasy, doesn't have dandruff and split ends, and isnt all static-y, and actually smells goood..."
Targeted Girl: (....Fuck... I just got mean-girl mugged...)
Targeted Girl: (....Fuck... I just got mean-girl mugged...)
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