come to jesus meeting

A meeting where someone close to you (e.g. friend, family, etc.) are confronted over behavior that's causing consternation that's negatively effecting your relationship.

"You and your brother need to have a come to jesus meeting over you always having to do his chores and yours."

by DC Daly May 12, 2009

Meeting with the investors

A code term for having to take a shit. Can be used in public because people that overhear will think your are a sophisticated businessperson that has a lot of money, but in reality you just need to take a shit.

Guy 1: Yo, let's go see that new Twilight movie, I hear it's banging.
Guy 2: Gimme a minute, I gotta have a meeting with the investors, and as we all know, they are not known for their patience.

by Nick Wang June 7, 2009

Man Meringue

The meringue like residue left on the front of a man's undies after spermal seepage.

Jesus! I'm going to have to tie a knot in my nob. I've got man meringue all over me bills.

by Dannymc December 24, 2007

Meringful

To be the opposite of suicidal

Grant: you look meringful today.
Bobby: it’s because I left my wife and kids.
Grant:nice

by Sinclair01 January 24, 2019

District Meeting

When you drink alone or with a few friends in the seclusion of your house or apartment, often instead of doing something more important.

Sorry I can't make the interview tonight, me and my buddy have to attend a district meeting.

by Dr. W.D. Sporty December 21, 2009

mering it up

To study excessivly, especially when said sutdying is being forced on the student. Usually used by the student to show contempt for their lame-ass classes.

guy: Do you want to catch a movie with me?
girl: Sorry, I'm busy mering it up right now, I have a paper due tomorrow.

by purplepanda May 25, 2007

meezing

To express a feeling when overwhelmed with surprise or sudden wonder. When something is Startlingly impressive.
It can only be used when the mood is right.

hey meeps... we just got free tickets to the movies..
oh meezing!

by meepies April 7, 2013