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Meat Curtains

The outer lips of the vagina. An older womans labia. The lips of a woman that's had multiple children. Old, saggy, wrinkled and hairless meat curtains.
I was with an older woman and after almost going down on her noticed she had real long meat curtains.
by Just another twisted mind. March 24, 2009
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meat curtains

a common deformity among females of the filthy whore variety, meat curtains refer to the extreme excess of outer vaginal skin. Often as a result of fucking anything that'll fuck you back, the outer labial get stretched to the point of no return causing the vagina to resemble an axe wound. Often these foul creatures who bear this particular self induced deformity like to decieve you into thinking that they are clean and nice by choosing cute little monikers like Valerie Hunter, Better than Botox, and female doppleganger.... This last moniker should be your clue that these are not real women but monsters that once were women and if they had as many cocks on the outside as they had on their inside, they would look like porcupines. So beware gentlemen, this is one hole that if you stick your penis in, you may never get it back.
I went down on this girl and I had to stop-I was choking on her meat curtains!
by MissMeDont You December 2, 2010
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Meat Curtains

A sloppy, loose vagina that one could likely fit their head inside. That is, if anyone wanted to. Usually found with hoes that try to fuck all their ex's friends after they break up.
Lenny: It seems like shes fucking everyone I know! Have you slept with my ex Jennifer too?

Joey: No, I saw those meat curtains and ran. I'm too young to die.
by scaryguy1 June 1, 2011
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Meat Curtains

by Italic February 5, 2018
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Meat curtains

She was open but the meat curtains made it look like it was 24/7
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Meat Curtains

When a woman has such a large labia that they come out the sides of her underwear or bathing suit.
Dude, this chick has such big meat curtains, they were flapping in the wind!
by A-:)Dizzle August 29, 2021
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Moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017
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