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Marrooned

To be stuck in a situation from which you can see no escape and about which you have no idea how you got into in the fist place.
Joey, I'm marrooned with this chick!

Oh great. I'm marrooned on this island
by Sanga June 21, 2004
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Marooned The 5

Speaking in a very high voice, like how the guy in Maroon 5 sings.
Dude, you just marooned the 5 out of that one,
by WordyGirl96 February 26, 2011
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maroon gang

The most notorious gang throughout the whole of New Zealand. They know only of slaying bitches, breaking the law, drinking, and most of all intimidation. The gang started by a few friends who were all wearing Maroon coloured clothes so they made a gang. It went viral and now consists of over 4,000 members, and are still taking in recruits. Mr. God means Mr= Maroon. G=Gang O=Or D=Die. Maroon gang or die.
Sally: Oh my God. Who are they? Are they a bunch of faggots wearing maroon coloured clothes?
Tim: Fuck up bitch, that's Maroon gang. *Beats Sally*
by Maroon Gang Member. October 13, 2013
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Maywood

Maywood is a small town next to Hackensack New Jersey. That's mostly where all them white rich kids come from. Everyone's friends with Maywood people.
I can tell you're from Maywood cause you white.
by B.itcha.ss March 2, 2017
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The Maroochydore Track

An Australian slang term for a man giving anal sex to a woman.
Carol and I had dinner at Nino's, then I took her home and gave her one up The Maroochydore Track.
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marooning

The stage after browning when a woman's blob juice infuses with the stale stagnant brown crust of the anus, resulting in a sloppy rich maroon coloured splendour between the snatch and crack (formally known as humber bridge).
Not the best day for Tilly to do a marathon, she had been marooning since her period last May.

Rodger: "Finally got Kitty back to mine last night... got more than I bargained for"
Malcom: "No way man! Can't believe she marooned!"

Mundy: "How was the Destiny's Child concert last night?"
Pete: "Was so good Munds, I got so close, I could almost taste Beyonce's maroon."
by T.Stainz April 30, 2013
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Maroon 5

A band that used to be fantastic.

Maroon 5 actually formed at the camp I used to go to (French Woods Festival) and released a phenomenal first album in Songs About Jane. It's hard to describe exactly how much that album means to me. It was one of my favorite CD's back when I was growing up, and I still love that album! It stands the test of time that well! The songs (with the exception of "Must Get Out" and "She Will Be Loved") were/are very well written both musically and lyrically. The sound on that album is basically like a mix of funk, alternative, and pop-rock. The result: one of the most unique albums of this generation.

However lately, they have been drifting further and further away from that classic sound I know and love to the point where I feel uncomfortable still referring to this band as "Maroon 5". Their songs have become really watered down and stripped from everything I liked about Songs About Jane. I've reached the conclusion that the band needs to break up so singer, Adam Levine can go solo and continue to go down this sell-out route himself. It's not like he NEEDS the name "Maroon 5" for recognition. For fuck's sake, he's the only guy anyone gives a shit about. And he's a judge on The Voice, so he's big enough of a celebrity on his own.
Maroon 5 today is basically an Adam Levine solo project. While I don't mind when "Moves Like Jagger" comes on the radio if by any chance I am even listening (it's actually pretty fuckin' catchy!), this isn't the Maroon 5 that I've been a fan of since elementary school- and am still a fan of to this date.

If you asked me what my favorite Maroon 5 song is, I would say "The Sun". The lyrics are wonderful, I like the tone, I like the beat, and I like whatever amp setting the guitar is played through. Unfortunately, we won't be hearing songs like that from them ever again unless they get their shit together. We'll just be stuck with songs like "Payphone" and "One More Night". Despite my feelings about what this band has done in recent years, nothing will affect my judgement of Songs About Jane, an album in consider to be a classic.

I miss early Maroon 5.
by shadesgordon January 23, 2013
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