Do people want to hear old fart tell old stories no you don't what you want what you need into Chuck Berry's face
by Kingofdick June 9, 2020
Get the Old farts matter mug.A movement for the lives of all the monkeys in need. Something that promotes monkey well being and stands for all monkey kind. The monkey movement was founded by Connor H, Andreas B, and Wilfthemilf.
by wilfthemilf May 25, 2021
Get the Monkey lives matter mug.Related Words
Blue Lives Matter (abbreviated BLM) is a grassroots social movement that aims to empower Smurfs and to eliminate all discriminatory practices against Smurfs. It was established in early 2018 when two Smurfs got jumped by police officers because they were allegedly causing a ruckus on the streets (when in fact they were just singing and dancing). After the incident happened, people took to Twitter to express their animosity against what these police officers did, and thus the #BlueLivesMatter hashtag was born.
"Doesn't matter whether you are white, black, brown, or blue, everybody should be treated equally no matter what. The fact that two of our own had to experience such unwarranted discrimination is just outrageous. #Blue Lives Matter"
-Papa Smurf on Twitter | 8:21 PM - 26 February 2018
-Papa Smurf on Twitter | 8:21 PM - 26 February 2018
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 29, 2020
Get the Blue Lives Matter mug.In a world where economic preservation is value-compared over safeguarding life, some leaders have proposed a 'business as usual' plan that accepts significant mortality in deference to maintaining a healthy economy. Must we sacrifice the pillars of our society to COVID-19?
Who really gives a shit if a bunch of old fucks bit it? Weren't they gonna die soon anyway? And, they fucked up the climate...
Maybe, but aren't they also the ones that actually created a world that's safe for you to actually say that?
Old Lives Matter...
Maybe, but aren't they also the ones that actually created a world that's safe for you to actually say that?
Old Lives Matter...
by YAWA April 26, 2020
Get the Old Lives Matter mug.by Ranchgirls March 26, 2021
Get the Black olives matter mug.Guy 1: "Hey Jimmy, do you remember when you Matterhorned that girl last year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it was totes awesome. She was hard to steer. Wish she took the curves better."
Guy 2: "Yeah, it was totes awesome. She was hard to steer. Wish she took the curves better."
by TWSS12345 May 22, 2010
Get the Matterhorn mug.A newly-founded movement that states that we, as well as animals, are all plants. It is often regarded as a philosophy.
As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.
The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.
As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.
The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.
"Hey, did you hear of the Grass Lives Matter movement? Nothing like that Black Lives Matter bullshit! Hippies were right all along!"
by 🌲 Tree 🌲 December 5, 2016
Get the Grass Lives Matter mug.