The tactical manoeuvre undertaken to escape the enforced edging decree on Mavin street, Durham. The act involves a gargantuan gooning session in upstairs shower which ends in an atomic eruption of ejaculate, which you then leave as a treat for the other coomers you live with.
Willie Leng: ‘Man, I’ve just stood in some sludge in the the shower upstairs and it’s stuck underneath my toe nails.’
Oliver: ‘Sorry man, must have been me that left that after my Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre.’
Oliver: ‘Sorry man, must have been me that left that after my Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre.’
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