I'm using the men type))
Who you are in the pool horny and you go to the pool jet and get blown by it
I do it all the time :)
Who you are in the pool horny and you go to the pool jet and get blown by it
I do it all the time :)
Chad:dude Emily is so hot I'm so horny
Dave: chad your hot to I'm getting horny off you....
Chad:well let's look at who we think is hot and press our dicks against the pool jet
Dave: okay
Chad:*walks over to the pool jet and presses dick on it looking at Emily*
Dave:*looks at chad and presses his dick on the pool jet*
Chad:OHHH~ FUCK YEAH *moans*
Dave:OHHH DADDY~ HELL YEAH *moans*
*Ten minutes later*
Chad:dave I'm going to c-cum OHHHHH *cums everywhere*
Dave: chad please... Stick it in me or rub me it feels good but I can't cum
Chad: ok! *Rubs dave's dick*
Dave: OH CHAD IM CUMMING
*Cums while everyone stares at him*
Pool jet masturbating
Dave: chad your hot to I'm getting horny off you....
Chad:well let's look at who we think is hot and press our dicks against the pool jet
Dave: okay
Chad:*walks over to the pool jet and presses dick on it looking at Emily*
Dave:*looks at chad and presses his dick on the pool jet*
Chad:OHHH~ FUCK YEAH *moans*
Dave:OHHH DADDY~ HELL YEAH *moans*
*Ten minutes later*
Chad:dave I'm going to c-cum OHHHHH *cums everywhere*
Dave: chad please... Stick it in me or rub me it feels good but I can't cum
Chad: ok! *Rubs dave's dick*
Dave: OH CHAD IM CUMMING
*Cums while everyone stares at him*
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