Dan Marino

he was quarterback for the Miami Dolphins from 1983-1999. he was the best pure passer in the game. he's arguably the greatest quarterback of all time. he owns every major quarterback record in the NFL, and is at least in the top 10 of most of the other QB records. he only went to the superbowl once and lost in 1984. however, for 17 seasons he never complained or asked to be traded despite the fact that his team had no other playmaker other than him, no running game, and no defense. he's second in career wins with 147 (john elway had 148).

if dan marino was on the 49ers instead of joe montana, he would have won every superbowl in the 80s.

if dan marino had terrell davis in the backfield like john elway did, there'd be no reason to have an NFL season in the 90s.

don't let anyone say marino wasn't a clutch performer. no QB in nfl history has more game-winning or game-tying drives coming in the last 2 minutes than number 13.

by paki December 17, 2004

maroon

A malapropism and favorite expression of Bugs Bunny, after outwitting Elmer Fudd. Usually uttered by Bugs this while walking away and wiping his hands in satisfaction. The joke of course is that Bugs mispronounces "moron."

Bugs: "What a maroon."

by justbrowzing April 20, 2006

Maron

Nightmare or a demon legend a demon who murders or takes the soul of a female in their dreams

"in parnormal entity the girl was murdered by maron."

by Ghostly boy in a million November 19, 2011

Marino

A person, most likely from a big Italian family, who takes life and makes the most out of it. We take nothin from NOBODY. The girls are great and the guys are cool, and no matter what, family comes first.

"Can you imagine if we didn't have the Marino's as neighbors?... FORGETABOUTIT!"

by Belladonna Marino March 22, 2009

maroon

A term used for runaway African slaves in the West Indies now known as the Caribbean.

At one time the teams at Missisippi State University were called the Maroons. Now they are now known as the Bulldogs.

by BruinKiller3469 March 19, 2009

dirty marino

You pull out right before cumming and tell the girl to go long( 2 feet), like u were playing football. You then "pass" ur cum and she tries to catch it in her mouth to complete the pass.

Dude, I tried the Dirty Marino with Sylvia last night, but the pass was intercepted by Mary.

by FUNNY December 1, 2004

moronous

Being an act of a moron.

Doing a girl's assignment simply because you have a crush on her is moronous.

by footprintoftheworld December 26, 2008