Mauricio

Mauricio is one of a kind boyfriend. He’ll be the perfect boyfriend, husband, friend and person to share your life with.
He’s cute, handsome, clever and has an amazing personality. You’ll feel lucky to have him in your life.

You should definitely get a boyfriend like Mauricio.

by someoneoverhere March 8, 2022

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Maricopa Counting

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.

Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.

by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022

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Maricopa Mudslide

The act of shitting in ones dishwasher, then turning it on. Best when the dishwasher if full of dishes.

He was mad I fucked his girlfriend so while I was out of town, he broke into my house and gave me a Maricopa Mudslide.

by rainbowcarnage October 6, 2010

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Maricopa County

A shitty county in which all juvenile delinquents are royally fucked when they turn 18. Run by a fucking nazi Joe Arpaio, he loves to see inmates run around in pink underwear and enjoys jailing them in shitty tents in a shitty desert. Police there have nothing better to do than break up parties and Indians sit at bus stops and bitch all day about random shit.

Maricopa County is run by a bunch of fucking nazi's.

by Eric April 27, 2006

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Malicious Obedience

The Modus Operandi adopted by those who work for people convinced of their own infallible decision-making prowess, where one gleefully does what they’re told, even though they know it’s misguided, and waiting for the moment when it all blows up in their supervisor’s face. The precursor to schadenfreude. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

Mildred: “I can’t believe the IT Department insists on designing our web site without consulting you, the Graphic Designer, but then expects you to create the lame artwork for it the day before we go live.”
Trev: “I have pledged them my full and complete malicious obedience. It’ll be a disaster, fo’ shizzle.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

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