leo messi likes to teach his teammates how to dive in the pen area so he could preform his favorite football activity: penalty merchanting.
“i won the world cup with 7 penalties” -lionel messi
“i won the world cup with 7 penalties” -lionel messi
by cheettoz December 13, 2022
Get the penalty merchant mug.Someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullshit. Sells turds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.
"Claus is such a turd merchant that he is trying to convince Mdub that Robyn is finer than Lindsey; BULLSHIT !"
by The duck! April 11, 2004
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Upon venturing into the glory hole of your sexual partner, after giving her one hell of an orgasm, she will emit a moan of pure ecstasy, and you will know you've completed a job well done.
NOTE: This is synonymous with "Completing Your Final Mission"
NOTE: This is synonymous with "Completing Your Final Mission"
Little Tony, everyone's lovable little scamp, went to a party with his more matured friends. He meets a girl.
Enter Tony, stage left
Tony: Hey there. Would you like to talk with me for a little while?
Esmeralda: Sure sweet heart.
Enter Mordechai, Tony's wingman.
Mordechai: Hey there, Tony ol' buddy ol' pal! I see you've been hittin' it off with this hoe for a little while now. You gonna fuck her or what?
Tony: Oh, um, excuse me miss, my friend here is a little under the influence. You see, his blood alcohol content has exceeded its-
Esmeralda: Oh it's okay, I'm used to it.
Suddenly, Mordechai arouses the crowd, and a riot breaks out, in which Tony and Esmeralda surf the crowd together.
Tony: Oh my, I knew I shouldn't have come to this shindig! I have a test tomorrow!
Esmeralda: You need to lighten up, big boy. You as tense as a bag o' chips.
Suddenly, Mordechai and the others throw Tony and Esmeralda in a room, and the door is blocked by the fellow party-goers. They are in the room alone for 3 hours. This is the first time they have been alone all night.
After being in the room for all that time, the door knob began to twist. Everyone fell silent and stared at the door.
After it opened, Tony stood there, belt buckle undone.
Tony: The Boys Come Marching Home.
The crowd bursts into cheers
Mordechai: LET'S PARTY
Suddenly, "Feeling Hot Hot Hot" started playing, and everyone danced
FIN
Enter Tony, stage left
Tony: Hey there. Would you like to talk with me for a little while?
Esmeralda: Sure sweet heart.
Enter Mordechai, Tony's wingman.
Mordechai: Hey there, Tony ol' buddy ol' pal! I see you've been hittin' it off with this hoe for a little while now. You gonna fuck her or what?
Tony: Oh, um, excuse me miss, my friend here is a little under the influence. You see, his blood alcohol content has exceeded its-
Esmeralda: Oh it's okay, I'm used to it.
Suddenly, Mordechai arouses the crowd, and a riot breaks out, in which Tony and Esmeralda surf the crowd together.
Tony: Oh my, I knew I shouldn't have come to this shindig! I have a test tomorrow!
Esmeralda: You need to lighten up, big boy. You as tense as a bag o' chips.
Suddenly, Mordechai and the others throw Tony and Esmeralda in a room, and the door is blocked by the fellow party-goers. They are in the room alone for 3 hours. This is the first time they have been alone all night.
After being in the room for all that time, the door knob began to twist. Everyone fell silent and stared at the door.
After it opened, Tony stood there, belt buckle undone.
Tony: The Boys Come Marching Home.
The crowd bursts into cheers
Mordechai: LET'S PARTY
Suddenly, "Feeling Hot Hot Hot" started playing, and everyone danced
FIN
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Max "Chris did the ol' Marchini Grope so he wouldn't see the Ice, and could hide it himself."
Everyone "What a bitch!"
Max "Chris did the ol' Marchini Grope so he wouldn't see the Ice, and could hide it himself."
Everyone "What a bitch!"
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Get the Joe Merchant mug.One of the greatest heavyweights of all time. The only heavyweight champion to retire undefeated at 49-0 with 43 KOs. He Had the highest KO percentage at 88% and was Also one of the toughest men to ever step into the ring. He would take 2 punches to throw one. He was also one of the strongest ever also.
He fought Jersey Joe WAlcott once and was behind on all the scorecards and needed a KO to win. In the 13th round, he threw one punch that is considered one of the hardest punches ever to be thrown in a boxing ring. Walcott was down and out with 1 punch.
Although he was so incredible and italian, (although it pains me to say this) muhammad ali would probably beat him. but one things for sure, if he tried the rope a dope on marciano, he wouldve gotten his ass destroyed becasue marciano would have pounded his arms (done it before and ended someones career) until he couldn't lift them, and then unleash his relentless asault on him.
Once again, one of the greaest boxers ever. RIP rocky
He fought Jersey Joe WAlcott once and was behind on all the scorecards and needed a KO to win. In the 13th round, he threw one punch that is considered one of the hardest punches ever to be thrown in a boxing ring. Walcott was down and out with 1 punch.
Although he was so incredible and italian, (although it pains me to say this) muhammad ali would probably beat him. but one things for sure, if he tried the rope a dope on marciano, he wouldve gotten his ass destroyed becasue marciano would have pounded his arms (done it before and ended someones career) until he couldn't lift them, and then unleash his relentless asault on him.
Once again, one of the greaest boxers ever. RIP rocky
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