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Mahler was a misunderstood, great composer. If you can listen to mahler, you can listen to anything.
"Wow! Mahler's second symphony is beautiful!"
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Mahlerite

1. One who listens to and/or enjoys the music of Gustav Mahler.

2. A person who understands that the music of Gustav Mahler is truly great, while the music of Anton Bruckner is only just bearable.

3. One who enjoys listening to the music of Gustav Mahler rather than that of Richard Strauss.

4. One who is intelligent, aesthetically gifted, has superbly refined taste in music, and who is therefore excellent.

5. One who knows that Gustav Mahler is, in fact, a greater composer than Richard Wagner. A Mahlerite, as opposed to a Wagnerian.
1.

Trish: Wouldn't you just die without Mahler?

Rita: Absolutely, I'm a devout Mahlerite.

2.

Jack: That felt amazing, it was like the finale from Mahler's 5th.

Sarah: Really? I thought it was more like trying to sit through a Bruckner symphony.

Jack: Oh God, Sarah... please don't say that... please.

Sarah: Just kidding, my legs are still shaking from it.

Jack: You're such a sexy Mahlerite.

3.

"...though I passionately admire the works of Richard Strauss, I am, first and foremost, a Mahlerite."

4.

Cloe: Did you read my thesis on aesthetics?

Liam: Yes, I did.

Cloe: Well...

Liam: You're a Mahlerite.

Cloe: Awww, thank you, Liam.

5.

Lenny: Where's Daniel? the symphony will be starting any minute now.

Simon: Oh, he said he was going to stay at home and watch an opera or something.

Lenny: What? It's Mahler's 3rd, how could he? He's probably a Wagnerian or something.

Simon: Calm yourself, this is no way for a Mahlerite to behave.

Lenny: You're quite right.
by ICatchFish October 3, 2012
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maple hill

A Small Town In North Carolina Where Everybody Knows Everybody. They Have Zero Jails And A Thousand Cemeteries. They're Not To Fond Of Strangers And Outsiders So Its Not A Place We Recommend Tourists Go Unless They Were Invited Or They May End Up In One Of The Many Cemeteries Or A Bottomless Pit Never To Be Seen Or Heard From Again.
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Maplestan

Did y'all see that maplestani chick play the lüftguitar last night?
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mallercise

walking within a shopping mall with the sole intent of exericising, and not shopping.
John went to the mall to mallercise since it was a cold day.
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Maple lick

A Canadian form of oral sex where maple syrup is placed on both sets of male and female parts before having a 69.
Hey Johnny, guess what I did last night?

What?
I had a maple lick!

No way eh!
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Maple eye

Maple Eye is contracted when someone pours maple syrup inside of their anus and farts in a confined space

The particles effect the eyes similar to the way you get pink eye from farting on a pillow.
Pete got maple eye from a stripper in Canada
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