Manager

The guy wearing clean clothes who has very soft, smooth hands and a slick haircut and tells you to get the hell home before you get any overtime. The company's representative who is responsible for harassing, intimidating, disciplining and strong-arming employees in the name of better business practices. The cocky, overblown prick whose desk at work is stacked higher with grievance papers than his desk at home is piled high with overdue car and mortgage payments. That smarmy cocksucker in the VIP lounge at the club who orders bottles of top shelf vodka for the underage rich girls he picks up nightly at the strip joint. A man whose insecurities and self-doubts provide ample fuel for his currupt machinations in the workplace. The blue nosed white collared red cheeked scum-of-the-earth driveshaft of america's sputtering corporate engine. Collectively, managers are the scum that rises to the top of the pond in which we all must daily swim, and the company's ethics hotline is the vast barge that pushes this slime to shore to be beached and shriveled in the white-hot scorching sun of accountability.

Manager Jimbob had to change his underwear after I whipped out my contract book and asked him if he was harassing me. His panic sweat reeked of booze and almonds.

by Nate United February 28, 2009

managerbation

The act of spending so much time planning and scheduling that you don't actually accomplish anything.

"The project was canned after eight months of managerbation."

by Jordan Sugarman June 30, 2006

dirt magert

Something that is nasty and disgusting. can be a person or thing

Ashley just woke up and didnt brush her teeth. That is so DIRT MAGERT

by Lauren Levey February 28, 2008

manager

Someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to fuck up the work of those who aren't

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

FEST HOS MANGE

An internet meme from a Swedish song. Literally means ''Party at Mange''. Look it up in youtube.

Guy1: FEST HOS MANGE

Guy2: mange mange

by sushiway June 29, 2011

Mangeing

The act in which a girl possessing a significant amount of swag (female version a ladies' man), successfully entices a man or men. Note: She does not sleep with all her conquests.

Nancy: "Yo, there was this hot biddy at the party, mangeing it up."

Debbie: "All the bitches were hating."

by Ang the Mange October 4, 2011

Manberged

to be insulted in a personal and hurting manner, however, it is publicly acceptable because the comment is made under the guise of intellectual and scholarly debate

"Man, that comment Chris made to Liz during the discussion in Contracts class was a real personal attack." "Yeah, she really got Manberged."

by DKforPrez January 29, 2010