assistant regional manager

not dwight schrute. if you were looking for the position of dwight schrute at dunder mifflin scranton from 2005-2013, look for "assistant TO the regional manager"

Dwight: I am the assistant regional manager.
Jim: Assistant TO the regional manager

by mohantypower August 6, 2014

po'mance

A romance between two people on a very tight budget.

Vaughan and Vanessa are in love and on a very tight budget. They are having a po'mance.

by kimmickalnv May 15, 2010

Manager

The guy wearing clean clothes who has very soft, smooth hands and a slick haircut and tells you to get the hell home before you get any overtime. The company's representative who is responsible for harassing, intimidating, disciplining and strong-arming employees in the name of better business practices. The cocky, overblown prick whose desk at work is stacked higher with grievance papers than his desk at home is piled high with overdue car and mortgage payments. That smarmy cocksucker in the VIP lounge at the club who orders bottles of top shelf vodka for the underage rich girls he picks up nightly at the strip joint. A man whose insecurities and self-doubts provide ample fuel for his currupt machinations in the workplace. The blue nosed white collared red cheeked scum-of-the-earth driveshaft of america's sputtering corporate engine. Collectively, managers are the scum that rises to the top of the pond in which we all must daily swim, and the company's ethics hotline is the vast barge that pushes this slime to shore to be beached and shriveled in the white-hot scorching sun of accountability.

Manager Jimbob had to change his underwear after I whipped out my contract book and asked him if he was harassing me. His panic sweat reeked of booze and almonds.

by Nate United February 28, 2009

manatee

A nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless, but gets fucked up by boats going to fast.

The manatee is cool. My sailboat is also named "Manatee"

by Turtlemonkeys March 27, 2003

managerbation

The act of spending so much time planning and scheduling that you don't actually accomplish anything.

"The project was canned after eight months of managerbation."

by Jordan Sugarman June 30, 2006

CFIT Management

In aviation, Controlled Flight Into Terrain is an accident in which an airworthy aircraft, under full pilot control, is unintentionally flown into the ground, a mountain, a body of water or an obstacle. CFIT management is a corporate death mode in which all responsibility falls onto top executives' stupidity.

- Bro, why have you quit your job at VisionMap?
- Man, I could not resist the new CFIT management any longer.

by bugpower March 8, 2017

Black out menace

A person that takes 15-20 shots in short period of time then blacks out and goes on a menacing rage of drunken madness. It is usually a good night for this person because they can't remember it.

Bob: Did you hear what Joe did last night at the bar?
Megan: Yeah I heard he was a real black out menace

Joe: WOO HOO BOM LETS GO!!

by crazywon21 March 17, 2011