Yanks for the Mammaries

Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.

Meanwhile at a big spring break party...

Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!

Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.

Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".

by GFeet January 13, 2010

Mammalanche

Freakishly HUGE breasts that are beyond what is normally considered large, generally sagging down to the lower abdomen.

"Man, did you see the tits on that bitch? I had to run to avoid being buried by a MAMMALANCHE!"

by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010

mammaluke

Slacker, slug, someone who has little cooth

You are a real mammaluke, you didn't clean up after you made lunch, and then you fell asleep on my couch and drooled all over my pillow!

by kim i January 28, 2008

mammoned

When someone puts you in a bad spot.

The boss did'nt give enough for the coffee again. I should have guessed I'd get mammoned today. mammoned

by ttrman August 18, 2010

Mamance

When you fall for the mama of your partner and they seal the deal!

I like my partner but after l met his/ her mama it was lt was love l have a mamance going on!

by Chezshakes June 4, 2020

Mammon apologist

Mammon is a character from the popular otome game called obey me.
The mammon apologist is mammons s/o and is willing to do anything to ensure he is safe and treated fairly. Wether they are defending him against toxic fans, or wether ut be against his brothers, this is a truly good person. They are essentially a saint.

Mammonapologist is also a popular tiktok account, that specialises in obey me content which is just f00cking hilarious- animetitti3s

Random toxic fan:i actually hate mammon

Mammon apologist: give me one good reason apart from him being annoying

Random toxic fan:i- um.....
Mammon apologist: exactly:)

by Anime_tiddi3s April 16, 2021

Mammon

Obey Me!'s Avatar of Getting Bullied By Everyone (except for maybe some Mammon simps). He is the 2nd oldest of the seven clown brothers. He's a massive tsundere, a dumbass, and as most people say, “a money grubbing scumbag who does anything for money” which is almost true :D. He’s one of the few brothers who don’t try to kill you so that’s good I guess. He’s the first demon you make a pact with which he tends to bring up all the time saying “I WAS (your name)’S FIRST!” which is kinda suggestive but we all know he’s not innocent since it’s implied a lot that he wants to fuck you -_-.

"MAMMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Katkichi_Tenko May 10, 2022