Mallory

She is one the most beautiful human beings on earth, she’s extremely gorgeous and has a smile that brightens up anyone’s day, she has the personality of an angel, no one could ever reach the amount of perfection that she’s achieved. Everything about her is so unique, she’s caring, funny, and most of all adorable.

Please accept this, i gotta show this to mallory to impress her >:)

by axmforever December 2, 2019

pop a mallory

Throw up so hard you tear your esophagus.

"Man I drank so much last night I thought i was going to pop a mallory as I prayed to the porcelain gods!"

by Peez February 8, 2007

Mallory

That one girl who you always hook up with at a party because she gives you the Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy and fucks your dick with her gorilla grip 2000 coochie.

She does not pass up on the dicks and will fuck anyone who walks in her path.

Her pussy has no off button. She will break your dick for satisfaction, yes you heard me BREAK YOUR DICK, and she will show no mercy so beware and stay safe from her.

“Yo last night I went to Micheals party and Mallory was there breaking dicks!”

by Ducttapegorilla July 31, 2020

Alaina and Mallory

Alaina and Mallory is bestfriends with a bond no one can break. They are the best duo, they are the perfect fit one is mean and one is nice.

Those girls look like a Alaina and Mallory

by Pusseater400 June 2, 2020

Mallory

When you are bent over throwing up in a toilet and fart and projectile shit on the wall at the same time.

I walked into the bathroom after this girl and she pulled a Mallory, puke and shit everywhere!

by G the Giraffe December 21, 2017

Dirty mallory

A woman after receiving a creampie pushes is out puts it inside whipcream and makes a family dessert.

I went over to my girls house and we had a dirty mallory

by Racing87s March 30, 2020

Mallory

A crazy girl that appears to be drunk about 99% of the time. As she's sleeping in the middle of the night, she sits up like shes under demon possession and screams loudly for hours! She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet! You will instintly fall in love with her charm. She's a loyal friend, a bit of a flirt... and has an infectious laugh, you can't help but laugh with her! She's amazing... if you ever meet a Mallory... your life has been made!

Dude... My roommate pulled a Mallory last night! I was too scared to sleep!

by YourDadHitOnMeTheDayWeBrokeUp February 2, 2010