An exclamation used to express astonishment or disbelief, synonymous with phrases like “holy shit” or “what the fuck.”
A shortened slang term of the word could be “Jeeps Mahog.”
A shortened slang term of the word could be “Jeeps Mahog.”
by dougchaser October 19, 2023
A phrase used to describe something ridiculous or upsetting, perhaps both. Saying "this is bullshit", but in a nicer way. A way to express frustration on something inconvenient or stupid.
Elton: "Hey, heads ups. The registers are down again."
Reign: "I thought they fixed that. UGH! This is mahogany!"
Or
Roxy: "Wanna play on the switch when we get home?"
Xyrein: "Mine is broken. Has been for months."
Roxy: "Months?! That's mahogany, what do you mean?"
Reign: "I thought they fixed that. UGH! This is mahogany!"
Or
Roxy: "Wanna play on the switch when we get home?"
Xyrein: "Mine is broken. Has been for months."
Roxy: "Months?! That's mahogany, what do you mean?"
by Red_Rain_Forest November 29, 2022
some fucked up shit
by Dhusvwkwvsiss April 22, 2020
by UnclaimedClock February 08, 2019
A Mahogany Armchair is when you're having sex with a woman and she shits in your lap, then proceeds to ride you to a climax.
Person 1: Bro, I had sex with Becky last night and she gave me a Mahogany Armchair.
Person 2: That's so clutch!!
Person 2: That's so clutch!!
by Astro99 July 16, 2022
Holy shit Derek! At least warn me before you’re going to start playing your mahogany music maker…..that thing stinks!
by HammerLife June 22, 2023
Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.
by de la May 16, 2021