if you are up to 20 feet away and i shot at you with a "44 magnum" and missed by as much as five feet you would wish you were dead due to the awesome force that flys by after one of the cartriges have been detonated.
by joe penley March 3, 2004

The actions and end result of one who wears a Magnum brand condom in attempt to gain relative street credit in the eyes of his peers but cannot fulfiill the size obligations that a Magnum brand condom entails.
For those who need to overcompensate for their unfortunate size qualifications and cannot obtain street credit in generic ways, one might feel the need to wear a Magnum brand in the attempt to trick people into believing that he is not lacking in size and that he has relative street credit. This will be a failed attempt and will result in a Baggy Magnum.
by BMDS May 16, 2010

by Flip825 January 9, 2008

According to a friend of mine:
"The .44 magnum, for when you need to shoot through not 1 car, not 2 cars but 3!"
Also capable of destroying your arms if you hold it wrong
"The .44 magnum, for when you need to shoot through not 1 car, not 2 cars but 3!"
Also capable of destroying your arms if you hold it wrong
Harry fires a .44 magnum, he didn't hold it right and was sore for weeks
Larry who is in a gunfight fires his .44 magnum at a guy hiding behind a car. The guy died.
Larry who is in a gunfight fires his .44 magnum at a guy hiding behind a car. The guy died.
by captain caffine March 6, 2011

by DoctorEuthanasia November 5, 2018

A person who drinks magnums regularly whilst attending private school, unable to get hired by fast food chains such as Taco Bell and is sh!t at finding mums Facebooks
by Shotta123 May 15, 2021

by xtomedgex July 11, 2010
