madrid

If something is the real thing.

"yes mate, is that jacket madrid?"

by Jay Roulson May 1, 2006

real madrid

cock-er-ney rhyming slang for "lid"

"i've got a secret but don't tell no one mate, alright, keep a real on it"

"two cups of tea to take away love, nice one, can you stick a couple of real madrid's on the top please love, don't wanna get tea all over me white van"

by uncle salty May 11, 2004

real madrid fan

Someone as small as Ronaldo
A little bit of A pussy

Are you a Real Madrid fan? Yes I am A Big pussy like Ronaldo

by Kingofronaldo69 December 11, 2016

mercedes madrid

bullshit, diane talamante! I know it waz you, u fuckin whore! Fuckin fuck urself wit ur fucking tissues! wait, I can't talk shit about ur man boobs cuz they got "protection" (kleenex). U r full of shit!

Diane is a fucking hater and a loner!

by -ANONYMOUS DIANE HATER! April 5, 2005

Real Madrid

The other Hoe

Real Madrid was found on the floor overdosed on Coca reminiscing about Ronaldo

by Mo Salad April 30, 2019

madradrant

madradrant is a livejournal community made for the sole purpose of shit talking. it started out as fun and games but quickly turned into an ~elite~ lj clique. most of the members in the community are ugly and fat.sif they started a ridiculous trend by drawing monocles on their icons. you now have to write an application to be accepted into their community.
they also will wreck havoc if you ever talk back to their leader, jephuu. and you will get spammed with un-funny macros.

madradrant- talk about beating a dead horse.

by Seymore Poosay February 15, 2008

madradrant

the cause of 90% of myspace hatemail.

friday on madradrant: lulz look at Kiki Kannibal's shitty extensions, ew she's so fat (even tho i'm really 10 stone fatter)

saturday on myspace: 50 hatemail messages in Kiki Kannibal's inbox

by chng April 27, 2008