Mathetic

A pathetic situation involving maths or numbers.
A never ending mathetmatic problem.

She's so dumb even 2+2 is a mathetic for her!

by Drunk_guru December 10, 2010

Machete Dick

When you use a machete as a dick to cut open and asshole or pussy and make it bleed.

That was definitely not your dick take me to the hospital. It was my machete dick sorry.

by Zack richarson April 13, 2010

mochetiful

Mochetiful is a mixture between French and English Moche from French meaning ugly And tiful from English

so Mochetiful means Ugly , terrible , horrible

You are so Mochetiful

by Jyhad971 March 3, 2015

Machete

An instrument that divides shit.

He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

macheta

She is very funny and caring.She is very tough so don’t mess with her she is also very smart and beautiful.She has a lot of wisdom

Macheta is caring and very smart.

by Hansudhhneb November 30, 2020

Machete

A guy that won't make cutting a guy in half with a machete look like an accident the way Dewey Cox would.

Machete cut 4 guys in half at the same time.

by Solid Mantis February 14, 2021

Machete welding machine

Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor

Machete welding machine is not a human being

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022