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ride my face

The act of a female riding on a man's face. This can also go for lesbian couples as well.
"Do you like the I flick my tongue or nah...
You can ride my face until drip and cum"

-Or nah
(Ty Dolla $ign feat. The Weeknd & Wiz Khalifa)
by bignoodle September 18, 2014
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Don't EVER say that to my face again

Garreth: This lane is nice and cool
Ginger Ale: Yes this lane is nice and cool
Garreth: Don't EVER say that to my face again
by I like BURDZ October 22, 2018
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Jizz in my face

A replacement term for backoff, chillout, or go away. Used when someone is telling you off.
Fobeo-"Did you just knock my books down, what's your problem!"
Jim-"It was and accident, no need to jizz in my face."
by Mr. Postman2 April 19, 2010
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shitting on my face

To be told a lie or a truth that seems at the time to be unbelievable
No way did that happen, are you shitting on my face?
by Nappies July 20, 2008
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smell my face

Heroically coined by morning jock Elliot Segal on DC101 as a t-shirt design. it means absolutely nothing except when you say it, you gotta say it like white trash. it also makes a great insult when you can't think of anything to say.
Say i was going to the White House but couldn't figure out which tux I'd want to wear. Then i'd probably just put on my "Smell My Face" t-shirt and some jeans i wore the day before
by the legendary 9 September 5, 2005
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I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE

1. Moment in time when your body is so coked that a numbing sensation spreads starting at on your face.

2. Unused excitement that causes you to feel separated from your head.

3. Getting so excited when thinking about future events.
EX. 1: Guy 1: Hey Andrew i really hate being at work!

Guy 2: I know man it's so dead in here, I CAN'T FEEEL MY FACE!!!!

EX. 2: Guy 1: Bro you ready for tonight, I hear there is going to be crazy bitches gettin down.

Guy 2: I heard man I'm so excited I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!!!!
by G THE G May 11, 2007
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i cant feel my face

you are so high or drunk that you cant feelyour face
by Laurence Blake December 30, 2006
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