mortilated

The point where you have drank so much alcohol you can no longer function properly

‘Aye bro look at Toby over there he can barely stand’
‘Yeah man he’s mortilated’

by BruningsSnag December 27, 2018

I am Motivated

When a couple doesn't like to use the word horny, they say they are motivated towards one another.

Dan: hey, i am motivated right now
Kendall: Oh really, me too..
Dan: lets do this.

by rumps. November 29, 2011

Self mutilation

A form of hurting. Done to one's self by one's self. Now, I'm not sure about this, there could have been a time when this actually resulted out of depression, but in this day and age, it's becoming trendy, and popular. Everyone refers to themselves as "broken" now. Everyone thinks they have such problems. These people are called WEAK. Now sure, there are definitely people out there who have it pretty damn bad. But now, anything that makes anyone unhappy...they decide "Boo hoo, I'm gonna cut" WTF? Since when did "attempted suicide" become trendy?

"My parents hate me because they said I can't go to the Good Charlotte/Taking Back Sunday concert, so I'm gonna go cut myself so they feel guilty....>:)...I mean boo hoo"

by Marko December 21, 2004

self mutilation

Quite easily the stupidest thing you could do when you're depressed or angry. Also, it allows emo kids and 12 year old Marilyn Manson fans to prove to themselves and friends that they are hardcore.

1) Look at me, I cut myself, I'm such a manic depressive.

2) Marilyn Manson would be proud! Hail Satan!!!

by Deathfuckingmetal May 6, 2005

Wave of Mutilation

V. (DESCRIPTIVE VERB CLAUSE)
1. To utterly descimate both self and opponent in the game of chess with very little regard for winning.
2. To drive your car into the ocean.

Yah, thought I was dead, after that last dumb ass pon move. I know, but watch out now! I'm getten the wave of mutilation on now sucka!

by the_fool May 22, 2005

self-mutilate

When emo's think they're like so so cruel and hard and start slitting their wrists and use a lame excuse of "no-one cares waaaaaaaaah" or "you wouldn't understand".

Guy1: Let's go watch Napoleon Dynamite
Guy2: That movie is soo sad man..
Guy1: Yeah, I self-mutilate myself everytime I watch it
Guy2: OMG ME TOO *starts crying*
Guy1: Here have some tissues.

by scarreddismay August 25, 2006

Self mutilation

Tattooes and piercings.................

That was the oringal definition of self mutilation.
Scarification is a form of self mutilation.
Making yourself look ugly with tattooes and piercings is self mutilation.It could also be considered a form of vandalism or even mutilating others who have to look at you.
It's eye vandalism.

by fuckYOU, December 28, 2005