MTV 

A pathetic excuse for a TV station which shows "reality" crap like "Real World", which is NOTHING like the real world. Generally human trash.

MTV is the true spawn of Satan.

MTV by Gork July 23, 2003

mtv 

A network full of whiny conformists who tell you what's cool and not cool because it's cool

Hello we are MTV we tell you what's cool and uncool, you can't decide that for yourself because that would be uncoll and you're not uncool are you

mtv by Hellion July 20, 2004

mtv 

Miscellanious Television. Used to show half-assed music videos. Now it just shows crap and the lives of millionaire artist sellouts.
A conformists paradise.

what the fuck does "real world" have to do with music?!

mtv by Juliya April 12, 2004

mtv 

a bunch of "ghetto" rappers who never actually lived in the ghetto, their just a bunch of rapping "ghetto" clowns who say they've been through a rough time with drugs and shit, classic rockers are the real deal.

whiney bastards who live in the "ghetto", actually rich pansy's who say they lived in the ghetto

mtv by Gary Coleman; Charles March 16, 2004

MTV 

Mundane Television for mundane people.

They don't even play the whole damn video...

MTV by Deezy June 24, 2003

MTV 

a channel that claims to be about music.i've watched this crappy channel for 5 hours in a row and saw no music videos or news related to music!!

my freind saw mtv once and a week later he was smoking weed! **ck you MTV!!!!

MTV by the rekad playa May 25, 2004

mtv 

multiple-talentless-videos


need i say any more?????????????

im gonna be like everyone else and watch mtv

mtv by freddy shreddy January 3, 2004