monster cocker 

"monster cocker" is an inside joke made by the Twitch stars GeorgeNotFound and Dream. They call "God bridgers" in bedwars "monster cockers "

George: "WHAT IS THAT??!?"
Dream: "their god bridging, their monster cockers"

monster cocker by ianwaseaten May 17, 2021

cock mobster 

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.

"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."

cock mobster by the storm drains May 19, 2009

cock mobster 

one who rules, by the cock for the cock to benifit the cock - hence, in the mob of cokcs, the head cock, with balls.

THe cock mobster commanded the attention of the crowd, drawing the hearts and minds minds in the midst of the confusion of war on government.

cock mobster by John "Cock Mobster" Dickknight October 11, 2003

cock mobster 

(n.) A typically derogatory term for a male homosexual.

Yo, dat cat is a cock mobster fo real, dawg!

cock mobster by CrunkDawg June 2, 2003

cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

cockness monster by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

Cockness Monster by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

cockie monster 

a person who has just devoured a big yummy cummy

i feel like a big cockie monster after licking out her egg whites last night

cockie monster by p-tew February 27, 2019