monster

a crazy energy drink that gives u muscle spazims if u drink to many

todd chugged a monster and had a muscle spazim on the floor

by Kim-My-Face May 15, 2006

monster

The monster is a mythological being that only comes out in certian lectures and hooks up wif guys wif extremely low standards. On the average human male, she has the power to destroy any sexual fantasy or boners one may have. Hence, 'four seasons' have been able to make use of her powers to assist teenage boys in their everyday life by selling small pocket size fotos of her to carry round in their wallet to prevent the 'surprise erection'.

yesterday in maths, i saw leesa and i was wow underneath, so i had to pull out my monster card.

by Mel369 May 20, 2008

Monster

The thing under your bed.

There is a hideous, man-eating monster hiding under Timmy's bed.

by LlamaMama902 January 19, 2015

monster

Street Slang for the AIDS virus

" He got the monster he'll be dead in a year."

by Conrad June 19, 2003

Monster

1. A song on Lady Gaga's The Fame album.

2. An energy drink.

3. Something that scares little children.

1. That boy is a monster. Mo-mo-mo-monster.

2. Kate drank a blue Monster at the party.

3. Mommy, check under the bed and in the closet for monsters.

by arianne! August 18, 2010

Monster

1. (a) Something that is incredibly large.

2. (a) Something which is amazingly cool.

1. That tree is monster!

2. The game last night was monster!

by Jimmy Kickarse July 15, 2006

Monster

Counter-part to the "goalie;" one who will purposely distract unnattractive cockblockers so his/her friend(s) can get laid, even if it means taking home the target cockblock.

Guy 1 - "Dude, that chicks smokin' hot, but her ugly fat friend's a serious cockblock. I need a monster."
Guy 2 - "...you owe me big time for this."

by Rockaj1012 March 5, 2007