i took a dump on your moms chest

The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.

Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::

by Biggie McDevin August 4, 2004

Momsplain

When one mom condescendingly explains proper parenting to another mom.

She was always momsplaining to everyone in her moms' group about how using essential oils and doing baby yoga will help a 2 month old sleep through the night.

by Lisymarie September 1, 2015

ur moms dick

Ur mom isn't normal....

Ur moms dick is huge!

by Seth is awesome October 5, 2016

momsense

When a mother's logic is so skewed its nonsense to everyone but her. Often occurs in cases where the mother refuses to be wrong about something to her kid.

Mother: You need to mow the lawn.
Son: its snowing right now, thats momsense.
Mother: You still need to mow the lawn.

by jaybrown January 10, 2009

Moms

An affectionate term for your mother.

"I was talking on the phone with my moms."

by Mary L August 30, 2005

mowsh

To be a powerful man

I am a mowsh

by Killmowsh October 5, 2015

Momstache

The fine (or in some cases, not so fine) facial hair that grows above a mother's upper lip. It is usually not very noticeable except in bright lights.

My mom has been so busy, she hasn't had time to wax her Momstache.

by GVenMusson January 7, 2016