Individual who believes that a narcissistic
dude (me - Joseph Smith) found some golden plates passed straight from the heavens (hehe) which bore the words of god (hehe again). Mormons give lots of their earnings (>10%) to the "church" (cult organization), the
men traditionally have many women (younger the better) for themselves (although the book of mormon has had to be
re-written a few times to keep it just mildly less than ridiculous with each new generation – but there are still some die-hard fundamentalist mormons), and the boys have to abstain from the sexy during a (ideally) 2 year mission with a buddy in order to concentrate on pushing the cult's teachings (although this commonly leads to
nothing more than 2 years of mental anguish, excessive masturbation and
homosexual tendency) . After their mission the boys can then find their bride(s) online or from cousins and proceed to produce as many
children as possible for further indoctrination and to eventually try to take over the world.
Wrap all of these beliefs in a
fine package for any
horny young man or heavily indoctrinated or disempowered young lady (neophyte nincompoops) and you are on your way to making a "mormon."
Too numerous to mention but check out any other sick
cult that is either in existence or has came to pass: Jim Jones and "The People's Temple"(Jonestown), Scientology,
Father Divine, David Koresh and the Branch Davidians, Charles Manson and "The Family,"
Marshall Herff Applewhite and Bonnie "Ti" Lu Trusdale Nettles' of Heaven's Gate, Jehovah's Witness... more coming to a town near you.
I am mormon, therefore I am moron.
Can't make normal out of mormon but you can make moron.
