These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!
by Mikejaret February 25, 2017
Get the Mormon Moped mug.Sugar is Mormon Meth as the Mormon's eat baked goods like its an addictive drug, and its the only drug they are allowed to have as they do not drink alcohol or caffeine.
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A person who takes up more parking space than is needed for his car, so that other people cannot park alongside.
Guy1: Hey, look, this moron parked his ass between the spots! There was a space for four cars - now it's just two!
Guy2: Yeah, these parking morons must be punished... Why don't you flatten his tires?
Guy2: Yeah, these parking morons must be punished... Why don't you flatten his tires?
by fabiana November 17, 2009
Get the parking moron mug.someone who is a moron but also possesses uncompromising determination and is capable of enduring strain, hardship, or severe labor
Check out that guy carrying the steel 55-gallon drum down the block even though he could be rolling it. He is one tough moron!
by BlobbyBlob May 13, 2010
Get the tough moron mug.I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!
We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
by kloiterra August 9, 2010
Get the Moron's dozen mug.A derogatory term used to describe rush hour traffic in and around the Salt Lake City area.
Utah's highways are shitty and inadequate. Also, Utah drivers are traditionally dumb-ass, inconsiderate assholes. Everyone (EVERYONE) drives well above the posted limit of 65mph.
Utah's highways are shitty and inadequate. Also, Utah drivers are traditionally dumb-ass, inconsiderate assholes. Everyone (EVERYONE) drives well above the posted limit of 65mph.
"I would have gotten here sooner but I got trapped in The Mormon 500."
"We left at 2:00 as to avoid The Mormon 500."
"We left at 2:00 as to avoid The Mormon 500."
by NegativeJZ January 27, 2008
Get the The Mormon 500 mug.Any low-brow, knuckle-dragging, bronze-age, backward-thinking, waste of humanity that somehow decides that a narcissistic, self-serving, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, bigoted pedophile from Alabama deserves a seat in the United States Senate.
by YAWA December 11, 2017
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