mongoed

To be intoxicated, usually involving large amounts of cannabis and/or smacky pills.

Sorry I'm not much chat here but I'm fuckin mongoed man

by weecalrobot January 7, 2007

Mongos on bongos

When a group of mongs get invited to take part in a group bongo playing session, much to the amusement of anyone within watching distance.

By Jove Nicholls!!! I was walking past the plaza just now and had the unpleasantness to witness a mongos on bongos session!!! It was reminiscent of a bunch of chickens being chased for the slaughter!!!

by Befferson 2 November 28, 2014

Mongolian Shephard's Pie

While having sex, and right before the male is about to blow his load, he stretches the scrotum into a little cup and cums into the bowl-like sack. Then he makes his partner drink the cum from his ballsack.

Ah George, last night my wife drank all of the Mongolian Shephard's Pie that I made. I was quite impressed.

by D-E-R-S-H December 11, 2009

Throat Mongorian

Acid reflux. It's like a regular Mongorian, but in your throat.

Oh man, I've got an awful case of throat Mongorian. It feels like I'm being deep throated by Ghengis Khan and his entire army. That's the last time I eat at P.F. Chang's.

by BJQ September 22, 2009

Mongorian

1. n. Someone who tears down a shitty wall.

2. n. The thing that comes out of you after eating at Genghis Grill in Dallas.

1. Damn you Mongorians! Everytime I build a shitty wall, you damn Mongorians tear it down!

2. Oh man, that dragon sauce from Genghis is starting to kick in. I've gotta find a bathroom and have a battle with the Mongorian army.

by BJQ October 21, 2008

mongolian navy

(1) Mongolia's Navy, consists of 1 ship only, name: Suhkbaatar. Also the only ship in Lake Hovsgol.
(2) Something that has no point of existence. In other words useless.

"You are as useful as Monglia's Navy"

by Normis Cox July 14, 2005

Mongolian Pinch

The need to shit after eating Mongolian food

I don't feel so well, I think I have the Mongolian pinch.

by Don't question it March 22, 2017