N. Feces.
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1. noun People that you know, in real life, and can physically meet up with, that don't actively hate you. Otherwise known as 'non-internet' or 'IRL' friends.
2. Imaginary friends, built by a mason, to keep him company while he's working.
1. noun People that you know, in real life, and can physically meet up with, that don't actively hate you. Otherwise known as 'non-internet' or 'IRL' friends.
2. Imaginary friends, built by a mason, to keep him company while he's working.
"Hey, I was chatting with some friends the other day and your name came up."
"Internet friends? Or brick and mortar friends"
"Internet friends? Or brick and mortar friends"
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Get the Brick and mortar friends mug.when you have sex on an air mattress and right before you finish, you pop a huge hole into the mattress and cum into the air stream onto your partner's face so it arcs like a mortar.
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