mexican mortar

N. Feces.

I was outside with the dog and stepped in a big pile of mexican mortar

by Dave Burgundy January 13, 2009

mortar

Adj. Used to describe a very hot day.
The opposite of brick (i.e. It's fucking brick outside!)

It's so fucking mortar outside right now you could boil vagina juice.

by Rommel (see Rommel) April 22, 2005

Mortard

A type of common species found in society, typically in the workplace or on the highway. Half moron Half retard.

Look at this mortard driving 50 in the fast lane.

by Tuna Tickler May 27, 2021

Close Quarter Mortar

A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.

Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar

by TheGrogotch February 5, 2010

Brick and mortar friends

pronounced- brɪk ænd ˈmɔrtər frɛndz

1. noun People that you know, in real life, and can physically meet up with, that don't actively hate you. Otherwise known as 'non-internet' or 'IRL' friends.

2. Imaginary friends, built by a mason, to keep him company while he's working.

"Hey, I was chatting with some friends the other day and your name came up."
"Internet friends? Or brick and mortar friends"

by Jerami the Wise January 1, 2019

The Mortar

when you have sex on an air mattress and right before you finish, you pop a huge hole into the mattress and cum into the air stream onto your partner's face so it arcs like a mortar.

I have to replace my air mattress because of The Mortar happening last night.

by trufflemuffins23 November 1, 2019

Mortar

Someone whose basketball shot is similar to a mortar cannon, cocked back hard and very flat.

Look at that Mortars shot! Its horrible.

by The Weasle February 22, 2009