Missedianity

Religion whose members boisterously proclaim their following of Jesus but whom, in reality, completely miss the mark due to their hatred of immigrants, sexual orientation, gender, race, political opinion, telling the truth about history, body autonomy, and much more.

I could tell by his racial slurs that were intermingled with his religious memes on social media that he was a believer in Missedianity.

by RTOTOJ May 18, 2022

16 missed calls

You can either use this as a song, or you can turn this into a shock when you realise your dying grandmother has been CALLING YOU 16 times, to let you know she will die today.

bro i just got 16 missed calls from my dying grandma

oh i love that song

by vcxiumtms June 23, 2022

Misted

Misted- To get extremely fucked up off Canadian Mist Whiskey.

Ey homes, im so fucking misted right now.

by E-LOCO April 8, 2010

Milledgeville

The Civil War capitol of Georgia and the CRUNKEST town in all of Central Georgia.
Prime real estate due to its top-ranked mental institution and 5 state prisons.

"What day did you enjoy most this year?"

"Mine would be the time we had shot this girl because of what she had on the back of her shirt."

Reference: BHS Yearbook 2003, page 39; Milledgeville, GA.

by Fushika December 9, 2008

Misleaded

Made up by Tinchy Styder, to rhyme with "mistreated".

I'm sorry I misleaded you, pretty lady. I'm sorry I mistreated you, pretty lady.

by Jim-x January 26, 2009

Milledge

The act of knocking someone out in one punch.

Dude did you see that fight yesterday? Tony got milledged and had to go to the hospital!

by tattoothegreat August 20, 2013

missed FaceTime call

that was not answered in FaceTime with no message.

Oh! I have a missed FaceTime call! I have to call them back!

by Daniel Dorman June 21, 2017