Mental Masturbation

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.

We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

Mental Ward

A Horrorcore rap group based in Michigan. mainly found on Myspace and recently in the last year becoming really famous in the Michigan area with songs about rape, torture, and the like.

Guy 1"Damn homie Mental Ward's new track is the shit!"

Guy 2"I know I cant wait for the next show!"

by Demos Darkblaze August 27, 2006

mental midget

A person with a fragile mindset and lacking the ability to deal with tough situations. Feeble.

Whenever Mitch is given constructive criticism, he turns into a total mental midget and starts freaking out thinking he is going to get fired and becomes all pissy and whiny. He can't mentally deal with pressure and folds like a cheap lawn chair.

by mflannery420 April 23, 2011

mental intercourse

the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation. Topics range from sex to nerdy subjects.

I enjoyed our mental intercourse today. Perhaps again, tommorrow?

by John June 20, 2004

Mental Health Day

A day off from work or school during which you sort out all your emotional and psychological problems.

Parent: Don't you have a test today?
Student: Yeah, but I'm taking a mental health day. I'll make it up tomorrow.

by starreyes October 29, 2007

Mental Erection

Getting your hopes up. It's also called an unwanted mental erection, when you get your hopes up, but have a really hard time trying to bring them back down. Like an erection in public.

A: "He's so cute! I think he was flirting with me in science."
B: "You sure?"
A: "Fuckin' mental erections"

by SparklyBoy September 16, 2011

Mental Hell

The opposite of "mental health", as in mentally ill. Slang for being depressed or anxious, mostly used by Gen Z.

"Hey Jeff, how are you today?"
- "Idk dude, I'm having mental hell."
"You should get therapy."

by Asioul Neeron October 16, 2021