joe mazzello

The owner of Cardboard Ben Hardy,
He has a on and off relationship with both Ben Hardy and Cardboard Ben.

He plays John Richard Deacon in the movie Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also, he also did a routine of the #BABdance - more information on his Instagram.

Person: “Who is Joe Mazzello?”
Me: “The greatest most dad man on earth other than Gwilym Lee and Dr Brian May.”

by pleasesircanihavesomemore January 2, 2019

Mazaya

the true definition of amazing. honesty, in it's truest from. beauty on the inside and out. a made-up name, but is also used as an adjective.

Her face is simplay Mazaya, i can't help but look at it.

by Maniec October 19, 2009

falkens maze

Falkens maze is a secret online and real life game that involves crazy alternate reality type situations. It was written by a blind schizophrenic guy back in the 1980’s and 1990’s and kept a secret by everybody who plays it. The first rule of the maze is that you are responsible for everyone you recruit into it, if one of your recruits talks about it too much then you all get expelled and can’t play anymore. The maze has an almost religious meaning to some people, they take it way too seriously. You can only play it if you are invited.

Have you been playing falkens maze all night bro? Why are you so obsessed with it?

He took a class on cryptography just so he could play falkens maze better.

by ARGononymous June 24, 2018

Mazen Saleh Sudais

A weird combination made by a couple of friends. Such name derived from one of their fellow classmates, after a hilarious few minutes that came up with the idea of adding two students' names together, thus concluding with this disgrace of a name.

Mazen Saleh Sudais likes chocolate chips on the chuck e cheese plate

by anonymous March 13, 2021

Mazepin

A word used to describe someone who is shit at driving.

You’re such a Mazepin

by BeZhinga May 9, 2021

mazvydas

A secret S.S. officer spying on us all from his bunker in Muswell Hill.

'If we wish to destroy Mazvydas, we'll need to blow up London.'

by Ffloyduss March 6, 2017

Mazzello Mafia

A group of individuals who love and support Joe Mazzello. They are generally sassy, kind, sweet and loving individuals but could be fierce and ruthless in defense of Don Mazzello’s life and honor.

The Mazzello Mafia is a protector of Tim Murphy, Gardner Langway and Deacy.

The Mazzello Mafia emulates Pat Murray and Eugene Sledge’s bravery.

The Mazzello Mafia is sympathetic of lactose intolerant individuals and performs a dance initiation called the BAB.

The Mazzello Mafia has an obsession with broccoli, doughnut, Purple rain and cardboard people.

The Mazzello Mafia is alway ready to support the Queen and some male and female friends.

by @jibjab_joe May 23, 2020