Masturblanket

the blanket that one uses to cover their penis while masturbating. The blanket can be used as plausible deniability if someone walks into the vicinity.

Jeff: Aww man, my sister caught me wanking in the basement last Saturday.
Tony: That's your fault bro, that almost happened to me but I covered it up with a masturblanket and made it look like I was just laying down watching TV.

by BRAPS July 25, 2012

Masterblunking

To masturbate and shit at the same time.

Jake just came from masterblunking.

by Jamal Odom Hebert February 18, 2013

Masterpass

The 'toss' word while playing hot-potato with a 'fleshlight' style masturbation aid during a circle-jerk session.

After unloading into the fleshlight, Joe yelled 'Masterpass!' and threw it to the guy sitting across from him.

by NDjunk August 18, 2017

Masturblanket

The blanket one masturbates into/on or uses to wipe up cum, to prevent cum stains from getting on their furniture.

I was having company over so I threw my crispy masturblanket in the laundry machine, after cumming onto it one last time.

by ChippyLongcockings May 6, 2019

masterang3rfi

mute boi who doesnt talk

bro your mic is muted your acting like a masterang3rfi

by 1wolvesgaming May 1, 2021

Mastervanman

Mastervanman a small youtuber and streamer

Mastervanman is cool

by Penisbreath86 April 15, 2022

Max Masterman

This man shouldn't exist and don't even bother reading this why are you here why why WHY!!!!!

Max Masterman why?????

by Erex69 March 22, 2022