Masturbator

1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

Uncle Fucker, the masturbator from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003

masterbation

Karate teacher named Bation

Thank you for calming me down Master Bation

by Speas March 9, 2003

Masterbate

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

by Niladen September 3, 2013

masturbatorian

a master masturbator

in my last college class, my masturbatorian learned me straight A's!

by cathy z January 30, 2008

Masturbator's Wrist

An arm injury in which a person with a small penis attempts to masturbate. Similar to tennis elbow, except with masturbation.

Josh tried to masturbate, but it was too small. He had to get a cast for his masturbator's wrist.

by ERCAL April 15, 2011

Masturbator's block

When you're really horny and want to masturbate, but you have no fantasy, story and/or nobody to fantasize about. It is very frustrating and annoying, considering that your libido is good and you're in the mood, but you cannot do your thing only because you don't have a sexual fantasy in mind.

God I'm so horny, but I really have nothing to fantasize about. Even porn is not doing anything to me. How the hell can I get off?

Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)

by avialae November 15, 2020

Gasterbatorium

1) A designated room where one retreats to flatulate in private or with a group. (See hot box)
2)An area that smells of farts.

A)I'll meet you in the gasterbatorium around 8pm, don't be late!!!!
B)No man, not in my car!!!Now it smells like a gasterbatorium up in this bitch.
C)Are you looking for the newspaper, I think I left it in the gasterbatorium.

by Bean Von Cool February 21, 2008