mr. body massage machine

A term only used when picking up dangerous broken electric wires from the road and throwing them away. It is mostly used by bald African American men driving green jeeps while wearing orange pantalons.

Mr. body massage machine GO

by GilvaSunner February 14, 2012

Jones BBQ Foot massage

When a really fat black guy. Has a few pennies in his pocket and decided to hire a guy to make him a song for his restuarant

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by Mikaela is my girl fuck off June 13, 2016

body massage machine

1. A machine which massages the body
2. A large black man from the hilarious dubbed GI Joe PSA's
3. A rock band from Anchorage, Alaska

Kid 1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid 2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid 1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid 2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid 2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."

by Smop December 25, 2005

yoni massage

An ancient Tantric method of massaging a womans thighs, and genitals to slowly build up to an intense orgasim

I love it when you give me a yoni massage before sex

by rishiki January 2, 2017

Toyam Massage

An erotic massage in which the masseuse strokes the client to ejaculation, also known as a happy ending.

Ben is dying to get a Toyam Massage but is scared the masseuse would laugh at his very small penis.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

Italian Massage

A massage where the masseuse puts her ass cheeks over the mans cock and moves back and forth until he cums. She could also lay on her front and the man straddles her legs and puts his cock between her ass cheeks and moves back and forth until he cums on her back. Sometimes called a Italian Massage

(ass-cheeks) Italian Massage - ass cheeks

by SylvanMan April 13, 2014

Tongue Massage

Erotic massage provided with the aid of ones tongue.

Krysten enjoyed the feel of the exceptional tongue massage she was given during foreplay.

by CaptainLOTO November 10, 2014