maple story

a game named after a story of a tree that is for retards that want to have enlarged heads

If you play maple story, you are a fagggnut with a big swollen head

by ur momo December 12, 2008

maple story

Single most ADICTIVE game known to man... the only game that keeps you playing 24/7 If you have work/school or a social life then do NOT play this game it takes up to much of your time!

Im up at 6AM
Im home at 7PM
Im on Maple Story From 7PM to 1AM

by Empty Soul July 11, 2006

Maple Story

A game by Nexon. It's a 2-D game that has cute graphics which stupid emo sluts find adorable. Ridiculously repetitive and chock full of lame enemies and attack skills. Its' really gay game and a waste of time which tends to ruin the player's social lives, assuming they had a social life to begin with. Players usually end up being hackers and cheaters by their second job advancement. The game is supposed to be free but everyone will end up spending money for Nexon cash or mesos eventually. All females that play this game have uni-brows,hairy legs and sound like men when they speak. Most female players are actually men anyway XD. If you are playing the game QUIT NOW for the sake of humanity. Hackers unite and burn Nexon down to the ground.

Major words and sentences used amongst the players. Maple Story

"noob" "fag" "lbbi" "pwned" "1337"
"I wish i know wat a vag looks like"
"nub" "hacker" "wtf" "stfu u fuckin fuck noob" "burn in hell u stupid piece of shit noob" "goddam all noobs to the fiery hell that is my hairy vag" "wat are boobs??" "gimme money" "suck my meso dry slut" "uber pwnage" "fuck zakum, fuck snails, and fuck goddam all u stupid sons of bitches that hacked my goddamn file."
"S> myself for 20mil, scrolljobs 3mil, lbbijobs 16mil@@@@@@@@@@@" "i luv bleach and deathnote and I'm a weabboo."

by nessbat111 October 9, 2008

Maple Story

Also known as Maplevirus. Possibly the gayest game known to man. A complete waste of the world's bandwidth. The whole game is about killing retarded animals that look worse than a piece of crap after a mexican food eating contest. And to top it all off, you have retarded facial expressions and a bunch of immiture dick licks of 12 years old and some 30 year old pedifiles that think it is cool going around calling everybody n00bs and @sses.

Retard #1: wOw I'm like totally like going like to like go and like play like maple story!!111!!!
Retard #2: Wow!!111!! That's so sweEt dude! So am like I. Can I trade you my wooden sword for your penis helmet?
Retard #1: No way man. I will like trade with like somebody like else.
Sane Person: Get a f'n life retards.
Retard #1: Maplevirus is my life!!!!111!!!
Retard #2: What is a life?
Sane Person: Whatever.

by boogersniffer May 22, 2007

Malestorm

When a group of male caucasians come together to celebrate freedom. Usually consisting of ten males, nine of them get into the handstand position while the lone standing male begins to jerk all of them off.

Wow that was a good movie, malestorm anyone?

by Ron Tanaka January 25, 2011

Maple Story

MapleStory is a really Asian-ish, 2D game that has no creativity, since the monsters are so repetitive (ex, there's Spore for beginners, then like a Undead Spore, and a Large Spore, and a bunch of other spores) basically, think Ragnarok Online minus the coolness. But it's easy to get addicted anyway. :D

Someone: *spams dropping a bunch of money, aka Meso(the universal currency in MapleStory*
n00bs: *run, spam Z, the key to pick up items, misses all the meso* NOFAR NOFAR I GUT NUTTIN!!! ;O; ;O; *cry smiley*

by Lin April 9, 2005

mapplestory

An online game that you can play for free when you have not a thing to do.

I was up all night so I desided to play mapplestory to F off for an hour

by jeremy newman December 30, 2007