lumbergh

A supervisor who is too lazy to do his own work so he passes it down to everybody else. An incompetent piece of shit who only gets promoted because he cornholes the boss. He would otherwise be a total melvin if he wasn't a supervisor.

God dammit! That fucking Lumbergh is making me come in this weekend to clean up his mess.

by Rayth March 18, 2008

lumber jack off

a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the tree loses. The loser must rub the seamen on his axe for grip and then cut down the tree in order to produce fire wood for the campsite.

We ran out of fire wood on our camping trip and we decided to have a lumber jack off to designate a bitch to get more wood.

by BonerJammin' April 7, 2009

throw her the lumber

to want to fuck her

the skank wanted me to throw her the lumber last night.

by The Pat Masta Flex May 23, 2009

lumberdyke

A lesbian exhibiting the particular butch swag of plaid and/or man-jeans in an aspect befitting Paula Bunion.

I thought her at first a man of the mountain lands, with her red plaid shirt over long-johns with rustic jeans. But, alas, she brought with her a box lunch. She was of course, a lumberdyke.

by Barron Lemonkynin DenConia June 20, 2006

lammer

A Person who knows very little about computers/computing.

It also refers to a person who pretends to be a hacker but is not.

He/She is a lammer because he does not know how to type.

by anonymous254157893 April 11, 2007

lumberg

To be called into work on the weekend at the last minute against your will.

"I was going to go to the lake this weekend, but I was lumberged at the last minute."

by ZuZ May 13, 2005

Lumbersexual

A gen y or later man whom is trying desperately to be masculine by looking the part instead of being the part, eg, dressing up like a lumberjack. This is done primarily to capture lost or missing masculinity due to being emasculated by things such as his childhood environment (effeminate father, overbearing soccer mom mother, play dates, trophies for losing.... etc.), feminism, modern urban culture, and "Sex In The City" reruns. He tries to achieve this masculinity by mimicking real men, and in this particular case a lumberjack due to their connection to blue collar work and an outdoor workplace. To distinguish between the two a number of markers serve as convincing evidence to determine between the real man and the poser. 1. Look at their hands. A lumberjack will have leather for skin, many scars, and sometimes (more often than not) crooked fingers from broken bones not properly set and treated with twigs and duct tape.... a lumbersexual will have smooth, soft hands that smell like lotion. 2. Look at their face. The lumberjack will have weathered skin and probably some scars attributed to flying debris, cable burrs, falling branches, and a number of scenarios involving axes and chain saws. 3. Offer to buy them coffee. The lumberjack will have straight up coffee, maybe with a little cream. The lumbersexual will have some sort of latte or some other fancy schmancy french shit.

Ryan looked dashing in his LL Bean shirt and work boots as he put lotion on his skin, he is such a lumbersexual.

by straightupword February 1, 2015