lumberjack lunchbox

When a man eats a woman's pussy while she is taking a shit. The female version of the blumpkin. The phrase is derived from a man eating lunch while logs are being dropped.

Usually i wake Stacey up with some good old fashioned morning sex. But last night was fajita night, so i will give her a nice lumberjack lunchbox on this glorious morning.

by friendly bushwhacker September 1, 2010

Lumberfuck

The act of filling a girl's vagina with sticks while wearing a flannel shirt.

"I lumberfucked the hell out of my girl."
"Were you wearing a flannel shirt?"
"No."
"Doesn't count, you just shoved a bunch of sticks in you girls pussy for no reason freak."

by diarrhea mouth? January 6, 2010

lumberjack

A girl that is so disgusting, that she makes you lose a boner. she "cuts down your wood".

"Did you see Kara last night? She was such a lumberjack!"

by Someone you do not know May 30, 2006

Alaskan Lumberjack

The Alaskan lumberjack involves taking a shit on another persons chest then standing up and cutting the shit in half with your pee.

Bensk: So did you finally Alaskan Lumberjack her?
Jeremy: Yeah but I nearly ran out of piss it was a massive shi

by Tebbsthepoonslayer October 10, 2012

Lumberjack

A heinously unattractive individual, usually a woman, who is so repulsive that they have garnered a title literally defined as "one who makes wood go down" in that they have the power to instantly deflate erections.

Guy #1: "What do you think of Linda?"
Guy #2: "Oh god, with the snaggletooth and the unibrow? Total lumberjack."
Guy #1: "Tell me about it. Talk about wood going DOWN, man."
Guy #2: "Timber!!"

by isabellap September 20, 2011

lumberjack swag

a homeboy wearing a plaid shirt that looks reminiscent of the classic lumberjack apparel who is also attractive and walks with an undeniable swagger.

Paul Bunyan looks good in that plaid shirt, he is the epitome of lumberjack swag.

by gesepie french October 21, 2010

[Rusty] Lumberjack

when a guy shits horrizontal to a girl's vagina, then beats it down with his dick till it splits in 2 (causing the lumberjack effect).

its like when you get your dick caught in the microwave then turned on high. or when you forget to take out the dog and you get beat with a soap in a sock giving the Rusty Lumberjack effect.

by hopwood January 13, 2009