ludes

1 - Slang term for the drug methaqualude or simple quaaludes, a barbituate like Central Nervous depressant drug which causes clumsiness and fatigue, often used to treat insomnia and anxiety.

2 - "TO BE ON LUDES": Idiotical, Dull Minded, Dim-Witted, Stupid, Lacking intelligence, Feeble Minded.

1 - My doc recommended i take ludes for my insomnia, there illegal but TS.

2 - WTF?? Are you on ludes mate? dont you know what im getting at? you cant even follow the simplist of instructions cant you?

by Brother Number One August 22, 2005

ludde

Is short for the name Ludvig (above).

But is also a Norwegian term for a slick guy, that usually "fyrer av en i pumpen", that is doing girls up the bum.

You can see these types roaming bars and nightclubs with a hazed look in their eyes, and a bulge in their trousers.

This place is packed with ludde's, let's get out of here.

by h-ceezy January 15, 2010

lubed up

The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.

"I needed to get lubed up before going to the party.

by yes juanito yes May 13, 2017

Lubed-up power-wank

Generously coating your old fellow with lubricant and yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree, often done to save time because it is a very fast and effective method of self pleasure.

Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Skunk: What's Dale doing? Doesn't he have to leave in 5 minutes?
Mike: yes, that's why he's saving time with a lubed-up power-wank
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

by Captain Dale April 26, 2009

neo-luddite

One who secretly despises technology, yet is forced to make use of it for social reasons or due due to circumstances beyond their control

1. Juan was labelled a neo-luddite as he would use his multi-function mobile telephone only to look cool around his friends. His friends also knew that he dreamed of a world in which smoke signals were still the main method of communication.

by theblacksmith September 26, 2005

ludder

A misunderstood way to spell the Danish word "luder", which means whore.

"Jeg har kørt en ludder over i dag"
"Nej, din idiot, du har kørt en LUDER over i dag.. Vent, hvad?"

by jampe November 1, 2009

lude bafoon

A fucking idiot producing from a Canadian mans ballsack and is mothered by a fat bitch who likes to snitch. Typically males are referred to as Lude Bafoons.

Damn, Tyler has been acting like a Lude Bafoon today.

by Corn hash77 February 5, 2017