An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.
Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.
Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.
Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.
by havokhell November 29, 2021
Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.
John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.
by stone definition August 06, 2014
A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.
by FitofPeak May 26, 2010
dude #1 - I was chillin with my girl n she couldn't take my baby gravy.
dude #2 - Yea my girl loves my Sea Lotion.
dude #1 - Sea Lotion?
dude #2- yea...she say's its salty as shit and is like a rich creamy lotion...Sea Lotion
dude #2 - Yea my girl loves my Sea Lotion.
dude #1 - Sea Lotion?
dude #2- yea...she say's its salty as shit and is like a rich creamy lotion...Sea Lotion
by 413Smokey420 January 15, 2012
by the maker August 11, 2016
1. Apparently wins you $1,000 Family Feud.
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"
Search up "The Best WTFGameshow Moment. Ever." By sagermaster15, You'll see what penis with lotion means.
by THE NIGGER WHO STOLE YOUR BIKE June 06, 2010
A rapper based in houston.he released 3 mixtapes and one EP.the subject matters varies from "I pop my Glock like I'm sucking cock" to "can I eat your ass".tho often said he has a forecoming project this fat Indian motherfucker hasn't dropped shit
by Young lotion November 17, 2017