pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

Loomes counter

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes

After 7 games he had only manages to record 2 kills on the Loomes Counter

by Blubbernaut88 March 12, 2024

Gawd Loom

the North side of Cork City’s version of oh my god.

Did you hear your man died
Gawd loom bai

by Peoples Republic Of Cork July 20, 2022

Loom

To loom is to have a jealous affect of looking over at someone or something. When you loom over someone, you are simply jealous of them. To be loomy is to be in a cranky/upset and envious mood.

I know you wish you got first place, but stop looming over her!

by e12345654321 January 20, 2021

Looming Support Syndrome

The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.

You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.

by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016