longative

an adjective used to describe the outcome of a ripped video without using proper aspect ratio controls

this youtube video is really cool but looks longative

by tradaboy May 2, 2009

eva longoria

the only thing that makes Desperate Housewives worth watching

Person 1: Wanna watch Desperate Housewives?
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: Who cares, Eva Longoria is in it!
Person 2: Turn it on!

by fdsgsdfgdsfgfds September 12, 2008

langar

means an alcoholic or someone who acts like an alcoholic. a cork word

your a fucking langar,wat did you do that for.

by susan jones May 13, 2005

. . . if only bananas were longer. . .

A conversational endpoint that you use when some little whiny worm is complaining to you and you are sick of it. Will often belittle complainer and give complain-ee a defining sense of satisfaction.

Whining little worm: Ughhhh, I got dirty snow on my Uggs, and my cell phone is broken, and things are really hard at home with my parents and ugh I'm just so stressed!

Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .

Whining Little Worm: *Silence*

by Pi@noguy January 13, 2011

Evan Longoria

The best Longoria!

Evan Longoria=.294 BA, 22 HR, 104 RBI

by Alessio #24 December 8, 2010

silly millimeter longer

An uncut cock. From an old cigarette commercial.

Susan is dating this Argentinian guy. She'll be getting a silly millimeter longer dick from him.

by pentozali April 19, 2009

Longbreed

someone who is taking too much time to turn up. This usually happens when waiting for a friend. The person who is the longbreed is the person who takes long.

'where have you been?'
'yard sorry bruv'
'mate your the biggest longbreed'

by nymbis January 20, 2009