Lincoln Logger

n.

A violent pseudo-sexual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said poop-imbued tool.
Often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure, lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights, group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.

Verb- Lincoln Logging

"Gee golly, did that man just offer me a lincoln logger? I should have accepted his offer!"

"My oh my! I can't wait to get home and start lincoln logging my wife and kids!"

by Schaft November 15, 2013

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Taint Logger

One who collects poo, typically from beaver dams and smears it on the taints of others.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

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Logger

A term for a guy with a freakishly large penis.

He's a logger.

by Judge dredd7 July 7, 2011

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Logger

When you hook up with a man who has a huge, well....you know. This well endowed man is called a logger.

Gretchen: I can't get out of bed today. Last night I took a logger home for the night.
Regina: Gretchen, quit trying to make logger happen. It's not going to happen!

by TheRealBetsy September 17, 2020

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Logger

The unseen being who visits your bed after a night out on beer and curry and leaves various brown stains on the sheets.

Suzzanah: Yo what the f*** has happened to our sheets.

Tre: Damn bitch I had a few beers and a curry last night I think logger must have stopped by while i was passed out!

by DonnyD 5689 August 14, 2009

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