Lobsterization

The state of being lobsterized; the alteration of the pigment egregiously causing the skin to represent and inauspicious darker coloring that from laying in the sun for prolonged time causing an orange or red power ranger like transformation. Lobsterization

"I'm sure you'll get to see my Lobsterization after our many shenanigans under the sun without ample sundcreen."

by Brannyac March 16, 2015

lobsters

Basically the same as crabs but HUGE ones.

Dammit Jimmy! Stop jacking off in my washroom! You've left lobsters everywhere!

by .daniel. June 24, 2007

Lobsterism

1. A school of philosophy encompassing the works of the Canadian author and psychologist Jordan B. Peterson. The tenants for which can be found in the reference material "12 Rules For Life: An Antidote To Chaos".

2. To be dangerous, yet virtuous, as there is no morality being harmless.

"For such a potentially intimidating man, I don't know anyone as noble and courageous as Jeff. That's true lobsterism for you."

by tHe PeNgUiN oF cUm August 06, 2018

lobster

sea creatures that chase me from the bathroom.

if you hear faint clicking of lobsters as you leave your bathroom RUN!

by FauxHawk July 25, 2006

lobstered

to get beaten badly in a game or sport.Or to get pinched or hit by a lobster

1.Dude,that noob got lobstered.
2.dang i got lobstered by that lobster

by Alex Gonzalez September 05, 2005

Lobsters

A bigger case of crabs, very hard to get rid of. Oversized crabs on a whore's body. VERY contagous!!!!!!!(an STD)

Nita: That whore Tiffany gave me Lobsters!!!!!
Jay Ray: What's that?(i wouldn't know bcuz i'm a virgin)
Nita: They are worse than crabs, cuz they are huge er!!!!!!

by Jery February 13, 2007

lobster

The goofy people that hang out in your dorm lobby all day long. Usually smell bad because they don't shower and are proud of that fact. They hog the big screen TV to watch the Star Trek Marathon or Rocky Horror picture show with the sound turned off as they read the script they wrote for it. They sit there for hours playing board games like Dungeons & Dragons or Magic the gathering or some other goofy crap while wearing fairy costumes. They may not even belong to your dorm but take it over anyway and join forces with the dorks that do live in your dorm. They just sit there like idiots as you pelt them with snow balls, super soakers, and rocks. Even after you force them out, the smell is still there. Typically they are CS and chemistry majors.

We had planned to watch the football game on the big screen in our lobby but we don't have time to run all the damn lobsters out and clear the air before it starts.

by Sceadu October 17, 2006