loading screen

Flat, open, fields with no scenery typically located between towns in the Midwest.

The Midwest is in dire need of a server upgrade. Such long loading screens for so little content.

Much like the Massive Effect elevators, the farm land in the Midwest serves as a loading screen between content where you can still interact with the game.

by ApatheticEnigma September 29, 2014

Loading Dock

When a guy comes in you but you don't orgasm therefore you are a load dock.

Briar: "How was the sex?"
Jade: "Have you ever just felt like a loading dock?"

by foundations of statistics December 2, 2016

Muzzle Loading

The act of fucking a pregnant women while she's in labor, therefore pushing the baby back up into her vagina.

Guy 1 "Hey Jim i thought your child was suppose to be born the other day?"
Jim "Yeah I didn't want the child to be born yet so I decided Muzzle Loading my wife for another trimester would be a great idea."

by Deadeye487 June 11, 2018

Cheez-it Loading

The art of covering as much surface area of the body with cheez-it brand crackers as possible. Can also be used to describe Ritz Crackers topped with Cheese Whiz in the same manner.

How many of those are you going to do at one time? Are you Cheez-it Loading again? It's gonna take you 30 minutes to eat all those crackers.

by chestwraps October 2, 2009

Blew Loadio

To "blow load" on Jim Cuddy or Emily Haines in an empty Zellers.

Shit, that pharmacists a ghost! He just blew loadio on her back. Hark, the stains!

by JDC2 March 4, 2007

base loading

A loading coil at the bottom of an antenna to achieve a lower resonant frequency.

The CB antenna i use for freeband 27 MHz operations uses a base loading coil to lower the frequency to the 27 MHz band.

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 1, 2004

Loadtard

The lowest form of loadness, this bottom feeder typically presents characteristics not common to the human form. The genetic makeup involves a lack of one or more chromosomes which is not recognizable at birth and therefore untreated. As the creature develops, symptoms being to show such as sloth-like behavior, slurred speech, drooling, eyes crossing, nose running, gas omitting, wretched halitosis and a limp when walking. Conditions worsen as the creature ages. All of the symptoms are heightened and others are added such a irritability, racist behavior, impossible stubbornness, general stupidity, and little if at all tolerance for other human beings.

Stand back Loadtard, your breath is making me gag!!

by HarkMart May 5, 2009