lomont

When a women breasts hang below her waist

damn that girl has a lomont

by 007doochebag January 9, 2010

LOMOS

short for Lack Of Making Out Son
it is one of the deadliest diseases known to man!
its symptoms are coughing alot haha.
once diagnosed you have about a week before it kicks in and you die.
the only known cure is to make out with a guy..
yeah
:

cool kid: whitney! i think you have LOMOS!
whitney: omg what do i do?!!
cool kid: quick i know a cure!
**start making out**

by boobs r fun May 30, 2008

Lomond

A Lomond is a set of male genitals in which a combination of micropenis and elephantiasis of the balls is observed. This condition is sometimes referred to as "all potatoes and no meat" in some regional dialects. The condition also severely affects the brain. If a man has a Lomond, he might think that snapping bras is an acceptable way of hitting on a female in his life. Other attributes of having a Lomond include being loud/brash, lacking any form of eloquence or polish in social and business settings, and overall being an ass.

I heard Jerry snapped Shiela's bra the other day and invited her to see his big balls, he should probably see a doctor to see if he has developed a Lomond.

by All Potatoes March 8, 2019

Loch Lomond Vinaigrette

When a Scottish man attempts to impress his vegan girlfriend by seasoning their evening salad with his pubic hair.

After failing to clean his flat, Jamie thought he’d better repair things with Claire and decided to prepare the finest Loch Lomond Vinaigrette.

by Itssecret August 4, 2019

lo-mo

Abbreviation for the term "low mohawk", describing a rather trendy, new age hair style. Sported by such superstars as Robert De Niro and David Beckham.

Excuse me, sir, but you will have to leave the premises. The sign clearly states, "no lo-mo haircuts allowed".

Californian Panzy: "Hey can I get a lo-mo?"
Hairdresser: "What the HELL is that?!"

by G-Diddies January 11, 2007

Lo Mo Barn

Cantonese slang for the direct English translation of 'Mother Board'. Proper Cantonese term is Dai Barn (meaning bottom board or lower board). Lo Mo means mother but is a rude way to say it and can be interpreted as swearing.

Chinese Geek: Wei look at my new Lo Mo Barn!

by W_DRagon May 5, 2005

lomopportunity

the perfect time/setting/subject/mood to take a lomo picture

The sun is setting and the girl sitting by the dock is wearing a shiny top. I've got to bring out my LCA. This is the perfect lomopportunity.

by irishstew61 January 9, 2009