listering

Avoiding study to watch videos about harvesting crops is often refereed to in Tasmanian colloquial terms as Listering

Far out this old roo shooter is doing a lot of Listering

by Mandman November 5, 2017

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully

Synonym for "I'm going to the bathroom" at Dodger Stadium, since they play Vin's commentary over the speakers in the bathrooms there.

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully and grab a beer.
Again? You just listened to him like 2 innings ago!

by A.Roo July 22, 2010

do you listen to willow?

a way to ask if a girl is queer and an alternative to, do you listen to girl in red?

Monet: Hey Charlotte, do you listen to willow?
Charlotte: Yeah how did you know?
Monet: It was the earrings for me.

by mackiller December 28, 2020

i’m listening to jubilee line

dude if one of friend tells you “i’m listening to jubilee line” “i really relate to jubilee line” or sends you the song ‘jubilee line’ theyre extremely depressed and need company right now

bro #1: wyd?
bro #2: i’m listening to jubilee line
bro #1: bro are you ok? want to talk about it? we love you

by swaggyfinn69 May 25, 2021

Let’s check his monthly listeners

When ksi has no comeback left

Ayo fam let’s check his monthly listeners

by Fatneek May 21, 2021

Ghost-listening

Also, pseudo-listening.
When you're talking to someone and you really just want them to finish, either to say something yourself or to get away from them, so you don't really listen, but "as the person is talking, your audible memory catches everything and some of it probably slips through, but your conscious mind dismisses it like a ghost."

A: "And then he goes to-"
B: "Yup"
A: "... his car and then-"
B: "Uh-huh"
A: "Are you ghost-listening me?"
B: "Huh"
A: "..."
B: "interesting"

by somerandoCigarGuy April 20, 2020

Listerine Spitter

The act of puttin a tiny amount of listerine into your spitter to eliminate the old spitter stank

*pulls out yesterdays vitamin water spitter* "yo don my spitter smells like the time i gave that homeless man a rimjob"
"oh man cip, just empty it out and throw some listerine in there,i call it the Listerine Spitter.. or the LS for short, smells like heaven for days :) "

to our skoal brothers.. enjoy:) -pattented cip and donaldson of basking ridge

by Cip and Donaldson October 16, 2008