puppy lipstick

when a dog has a boner n the pink thing comes out

my dog got exctied by the hot poodle n showed me his puppy lipstick

by hotmama March 10, 2004

lipstick lesbian

The sexiest type of woman alive. A feminine lesbian.

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Hooker Red Lipstick

The bright, pure red lipstick the sterotypical hookers wear. Usually found at the Doller Store.

"I think I might put on some Hooker Red Lipstick for the Roller Disco"!

by Mitchell b. August 6, 2006

lipsnipslips

Lips-nips-lips. A description of the entire sex act from beginning to end. (Mouth) lips to nipples to (cunt) lips.

Sheri: Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: lipsnipslips bitch!

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

Lipstick Drunk

Although very much inebriated, a person who is still concerned about their physical appearence.

Carmen: Gurl you just done puked up all 10 vodka and redbulls you drank this past 2 hours and u puttin on foundation?
Tiffany: (slurred) imfa beef fyone...
Carmen: Gurl you ain't actin' like a straight up lipstick drunk

by MixedMami89 December 30, 2008

Lassie's Lipstick

Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.

Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?

Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick

Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?

Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.

Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!

by pantysniffer2012 January 9, 2012

Lipsmire

Lipsmire is a verb used to describe certain people. They all have a very good sense of humor and are quirky. Once you get to know someone who is lipsmire, you won't soon forget them. They are always energetic and friendly. Lipsmire people are a rare breed. Many don't quite think on they level of humor they do and are sometimes confused at first confrentation. Once someone learns to appreciate a lipsmire person though, theres no turning back. Your hooked for life.

They are soooo lipsmire.

by AudreyMonster September 6, 2010