Verbal Litter

Refers to the excessive, untrue statements made in the news;

also refers to people who speak but have no idea what they are talking about;

and, people who talk too much but say nothing

The sound-bite 'death panel' is just verbal litter, it's blatantly not true

by amytribeca September 22, 2009

weave litter

parts of a weave dropped on the ground amongst all the other urban litter

Alice exclaimed, "Those beatches got in a bitch fight last night and left weave litter!"

by katieflowers May 5, 2011

Cock lottery

The first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. If she does, she's won the cock lottery.

I finally gave my new guy a blow job last night, and damn, I won the cock lottery!

by tallgirl11_2 July 10, 2011

cunt litter

Any crumbs, dry skin or tissue trapped in a woman's pubic hair.

On closer inspection, I could not believe the amount of cunt litterthat Mandy had.

by Bigormers September 19, 2015

Shit litter

Taking a giant shit by the side of the road and leaving it there. Could be in any number of areas including, but not limited to: Iowa, Wisconsin, the Dakotas, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rural New York, anywhere in New Jersey, Appalachia, the South, unpopulated swaths of the American West, and anywhere people wake up after a bender or have driven on a road trip after contracting food poisoning. May or may not include napkins, underwear and undergarments. (Pre-COVID, might also have included cleaning wipes if they were in the vehicle.)

Oh, man, I shit littered off of exit 464 again... I think it was the combo of last night's Toppers and the raw egg burger that may have given me food poisoning.

by Orcharge October 16, 2020

litterbox muscle

The feline analogue to the toilet muscle -- that is, a cat's ass.

{Debbie}: Craig, Nikki's litterbox muscle is dirty again.
{Craig}: Ok mom, I'll get Nikki cleaned up straight away.

by Telephony June 14, 2014

Hooters Lottery

When you go into a restaurant with attractive waitresses and select a table. You wait until you see who your waitress will be. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The Hooters Lottery.

Today I lost the Hooters Lottery. My server must have been an original waitress she was so old.

by b1gdummy May 8, 2015